'Come on! It's the brand new DVD from the king of the one-liners Tim Vine! Tonnes of jokes and silly songs and crazy homemade props and still no sign of any satire. Yes the
Joke-amotive is pulling into your living room now. He's wearing platform shoes and he's got the carriage of a lion. What a goody choo choos. Here he comes! It's the gag rush hour. His disembark is worse than his disembite. Be on your guard. Take a deep breath and hold on tight. This train Timinates here.'