One minute he's an old woman. The next, a turtle man. Moments later, President George W.Bush. Who is this man, this myth, this master? He's Pistachio, the master of Disguise. Pistachio Disguisey (Dana Carvey) is a mild-mannered waiter whose life is about to change. Big time. Criminal mastermind Devlin Bowman (Brent Spiner) has kidnapped Pistachio's parents and is forcing his father Fabrizzio (James Brolin) to steal priceless treasures from around the world. It's up to Pistachio to save the day, but how? The Master of Disguise is an outrageous adventure comedy that's fun for the whole family.