Marriages, sex, drugs, high fashion, fast cars, staggering salaries, cat fights, flash mansions and copious affairs - it could only be Footballers’ Wives. Series Three kicks off with a feature-length extravaganza set in the opulent paradise of Thailand, where there are fashion shows and lady boys, Bollywood actresses and superhero footballers. But why are Frank, Tanya and Hazel in Thailand and who are they so keen to sign to Earls Park? It’s not all fun and games though, as the team and their wives have to attend a sombre funeral at which grieving Tanya recites some poignant, heartfelt words – but why is Kyle Pascoe so depressed?